JUST FOR A CHANGE ONCE

JUST FOR A CHANGE ONCE

Let us go singing and dancing and reciting poetry at the borders to protect our motherland's sovereignty. Let the armed forces rest awhile to teach manhood to our nation's degenerate urban effeminate. Our culture, courage, conviction and character will be tested there where the enemy fires at us.

Let our so-called heroes, the paper tigers, prove their mettle there, our university universalists test their stuff there where death lurks shadow-like at every step. Let us carry as arsenal magazines full of poetry instead of those providing powder, advertised cement and mutual fund as raw stock to replace valour, fashion and style to supplement our supplies, and hugs and kisses to endear our enemies.

The frontal brigade will be the 'Mumbai Film Brigade'. Next in line will be the 'Bengal Buddhijeebi Brigade'. Then will follow the 'Silly Celebrity Brigade'. Next will be the 'University Halla Brigade'. Next the 'Industrialist Business Brigade'. And last but not least will line up the 'Political Dada Brigade'. The Armed Forces will lie in wait for salvage operations that must follow soon. So, even this way they will have neither respite nor rest. But the rest of the nation -- the silly singers, the deluding dancers, the pretentious poets and the masks of men will have learnt their lessons. Then shall be business back to normal with an altered mindset. Vande Mataram!

Jai Shivaji Maharaj!

Jai Maharana Pratap!

Jai Guru Gobind Singhji!

Written by Sugata Bose