IN DEFENCE OF COCKROACHES, THE RIGHTFUL ONES

IN DEFENCE OF COCKROACHES, THE RIGHTFUL ONES

Cockroaches have earned a bad name from these perverted protesters with perfidious political intent. Now they must start a resistance movement of their own against these leftist libertines for it has hurt the dignity of their species. 

Cockroaches are nature-bound but patriotic. Despite being killed by the millions they keep up their numbers and do not leave us company to be alien conspirators. They have but one agenda, to eat our leftovers and survive. They get killed but do not kill us. They are patriots unlike their political namesake who have used their name without permission to pursue their business for which the insect species must now wage its legal battle seeking redress. All leading and misleading Cockroach Janata Party members must with prostrated form

1) resign 

2) apologise 

3) pay ample food preserves from their stores to feed a billion cockroaches. 

Written by Sugata Bose