Q. I wish there were a pill that could reduce worldliness and all its concomitant maladies...(Question asked by a devotee).
A: There is such a pill dear devotee, THE RAMAKRISHNA NAME. The dosage of the pill is 108 repetitions with all your heart twice daily at dawn and at dusk.
Warning : This pill is potent and must be taken as per the spiritual doctor's (Guru's) prescription. The potency may gradually be increased from 108 repetitions to more. This pill is finally addictive and advanced users of it testify that they cannot get rid of it, such is the bliss it gives the taker. The world, on the contrary, complains that this pill is counter-addictive as it drives off the addiction of the world. For all the wonderful benefits of this wonder drug, my friend, do regularly take this pill and advise others to do the same.
Yours truly,
Sugata Bose,
Marketeer of this pristine pill,
THE RAMAKRISHNA NAME.
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